People under three feet tall who shared an appointment at the same time: 2
Number of vaccines administered at shared appointment: 7
Mommy who will never do it that way again: 1
Number of mommies who say that now, but know they'll do it again anyway: 1
Number of children who couldn't sleep last night due to drugs in system: 2
Number of adults in this family who don't mind waiting a few minutes at the doctor's office: 1*
Christopher's weight & height at 2 years: 30 lbs, 3 feet minus 1/4 inch
Jacob's weight and height at 4 months: 14 lbs, 11oz. 25.5 inches
Items that Christopher threw, alternately, in and out of his crib last night: 12, including:
- Haha
- Blankie
- Small red pillow, embroidered, "Always my daughter, now too, my friend."
- Small green pillow, embroidered, "Golfers don't eat, they just exist on greens."
- Yellow labrador puppy wearing green shamrock t-shirt made here.
- Plush Rottweiler from Nonna.
- Yellow blankie, trimmed with Tigger, Pooh, and Piglet
- Plaid throw pillow
- Lid to Christmas cookie cannister with picture of "Hoho"
- Incredibly large beach towel.
- motorized sleeping cocker spaniel.
- Toddler who can't decide whether he wants in or out.
Number of parents hit by NON-PLUSH sleeping cocker spaniel listed above: 1*
Number of parents sleeping through previously mentioned arial attack: 1*
Duration, in minutes, of Christopher's afternoon nap today: zero.
Minutes spent by a certain mommy, walking around town this morning: 95.
Number of people in immediate family who were proud and impressed at said Mommy's stamina: 2
Number of people in immediate family who were slightly concerned about duration of walk: 1*
Number of extended family members who were not impressed in the least by this walk and promptly informed said walker that she should not be pushing it and that she should spend her afternoon "getting rested.": 2*
Number of ladies who spontaneously joined the walk: 2.
Number of said ladies who were certifiably crazy: 1. Maybe 2.
Number of zodiac signs discussed by said crazy lady: 4.
Number of baby deer encountered on walk: 1
Number of observed baby deer who seem to be long for this world: sadly, zero.
Number of old people observed playing bocce ball while cutting through the park: 12
Number of aboriginal musical instruments encountered on walk: 1
Number of adults in this family who had meetings scheduled for tonight: 2.
Number of baby-sitters arranged to cover said meeting time: zero.
Number of adults in this family who played hookie for scheduled meetings: 1.
Number of mommies in this house who have never been so happy to stay home: 1.
*The reader may determine to whom this statement applies.
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